Aries
Resembling you have your crap with each other.
Taurus
Your 5-year strategy.
Gemini
Your mindset.
Cancer
Your job dramatization.
Leo
Your instabilities.
Virgo
Your are a harmful member of the family.
Libra
Your sex life.
Scorpio
Your weight, your hair, your acne.
Sagittarius
Your fake pals.
Capricorn
Your track record.
Aquarius
Your connection condition.
Pisces
Your social media existence.