Unleash the inner playboy!
Aries (March 21 April 19)
Your Aries boyfriend is a high-grade douchebag. He’s the kind of guy who takes longer than you to get ready every morning. He’ll spend a minimum of 30 minutes every day just looking at himself in the mirror. He will want to style his hair a certain way that doesn’t really matter to anyone else but him. He’s also the kind of guy who relentlessly asks you for nudes without shame.
Taurus (April 20 May 21)
Sex. That’s the only thing that rules are Taurus man’s world. Next to that, they love food and money. Anything else doesn’t really matter much to them. They won’t really care much about your feelings, thoughts, goals, dreams, or emotions. All they want is what you can give to them in the bedroom and on the kitchen table. Don’t ever be looking for a deep and sensitive relationship with this guy.
Gemini (May 22 June 21)
You know that guy who thinks too highly of himself? He’s probably a Gemini man. He’s the kind of guy who just can’t get enough of himself. He’s going to want to brag about anything that concerns himself. He has no problem lifting up his own bench in front of you. He believes in his own personal greatness and he isn’t shy about letting others hear from it too.
Cancer (June 22 July 22)
In public, you won’t really notice a Cancer much. He’s not going to be so blatant about his playboy attitude. He’s going to act like a baby sheep whenever he’s out with you or with other people. But things start to get weird inside the bedroom. He’s going to be the kind of guy who wants to do some really weird stuff in bed. He is going to have some weird role plays and he will want to have nicknames too.
Leo (July 23 August 22)
It’s no secret that a Leo is known to be very proud. That’s why you shouldn’t be surprised that your Leo man will never tire of wanting to hear you praise him. He will always be looking for your validation with anything that he does. He is incredibly self-centered and narcissistic. He wants everything to be about him and he just can’t handle it whenever somebody else is in the limelight.
Virgo (August 23 September 22)
The Virgo man is someone who is known to be very shallow to the point wherein you won’t have to worry about children drowning in him. He’s going to try to come off as a very deep and interesting person but no one is going to buy it. He’s like vanilla ice cream. He’s very basic. There’s nothing special about him even though he tries his best to stand out.
Libra (September 23 October 22)
If you don’t like thrifty guys, then you won’t have to worry about that with your Libra boyfriend. The thing about him is that he is very irresponsible with his money. He is always looking to impress others with his material wealth. He will wear the fancies clothes, but his bank account is going to be empty. He’s all about wanting other people to appreciate his aesthetic.
Scorpio (October 23 November 22)
This guy is a little too proud of his junior even though it’s not going to be that impressive. He’s the kind of douchebag who is going to be sending you pictures of his private parts at the most random moments. He’s not going to care about how inappropriate they are. He is just so proud and he wants to show it off to you as much as he can.
Sagittarius (November 23 December 21)
You can forget about a Sagittarius boyfriend to be able to keep track of all the girls in his life. You have to know that you probably aren’t going to be anything special to him. To him, you are just going to be another girl on his list. That’s the kind of douchebag who treats relationships like a game.
Capricorn (December 22 January 20)
This boyfriend is the kind of guy who never opens up to you emotionally. He tries to act like a stone and he treats you as if you were a material object. He only appreciates you as a sex machine but not anything else beyond that. He doesn’t really care about feelings or emotions when it comes to his women. He isn’t a great conversationalist either.
Aquarius (January 21 February 18)
Out of all the douche-bags in the world, an Aquarius is the one you’re going to be frustrated with the most. He just plain doesn’t give a damn. Plain and simple.
Pisces (February 19 March 20)
The Pisces playboy is the guy you know is incredibly damaged but has potential to be better. You try to treat him as your little science project. You want to be able to give him direction and purpose in life. You try to push him to fix his ways but even you know that this is a risk and a long shot.